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Why are some people so hot like wtf I didn’t ask for you to distract me with your body stop bitch

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

Mmmhhhhmmmm

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

(via harrystyles-potter)

alaska-flight:

charkov:

if you don’t know who banksy is you need to reevaluate your life because

how

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artwork

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powerful

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way

(Source: ohsylar, via pacificwandering)

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